The Real Other Woman - The Wife

The things serial adulterers tell the women they pursue are unimaginable. Not the half truths or sweet nothings one usually thinks, but a very intricate, calculated, thought out weave, of lie upon lie; used so often, they are second nature and have become his own personal pattern of grooming.

The thing he lies most about is the relationship, wife or girlfriend, he is currently in.  I am going to list each and every sad, pitiful, heartbreaking, ugly, gross, ridiculous, bizarre, depressing, strange, mean, sordid tale he told me about what he said was the real other woman - the wife.  

Be prepared for a very long list.